I know what you're thinking. There is no such thing as Bad Bacon, and you would be right unless you consider the bacon you do not have. It is true, there is Bad Bacon and its out there, everywhere, all around us, teasing us, and tempting us.
In fact we must admit that there is more bacon we will not have in this world than there is bacon we will have. Therefore we must come to terms with Bad Bacon and accept it for its redeeming qualities.
It is human nature to be selfish and want all good things for ourselves, but bacon must be shared with everyone. Like laughter and sunshine Bad Bacon is simply a joy of life and we must share that joy with the world.
Its been said that "All sunshine makes a desert." and if all food were bacon our hands would always be greasy.
Let's see the positive side of this and share our love for bacon with all of those we come in contact with.
You can do this by handing out pieces of bacon to all those you meet, or voice your opinion with a t-shirt! Show your passion and spread humor at www.badbacon.com
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